Wednesday, April 13, 2005

In response to your Top Ten comments!

Okay first of all, almost every single celebrity suffers once the make up/photoshop is taken away (except of Jessica Alba, but she is like an eclipse/cleavage. George, you can only glance at it, you can't stare, otherwise you'll go blind! Glance and look away!)

Now, Rachel is #6 based on hotness factor from TV/Maxim photos cause it is difficult to argue with what we see every Thursday. Now, I have never had an in person glimpse of Rachel, but let's just remember the catty factor, ahem. Besides, its freaking Summer! Remember her prancing around in that bikini in the immortal "Welcome to the OC, bitch" episode, that's what I thought, #6 it is.

Josie, Kristen, and Shakira definately got honarable mentions, but each had a flaw that they just couldn't overcome to break the top ten. Josie, while super hot, is not really all that famous, and she is so destined for an appearance on the Surreal Life. Plus the whole "dating that pussy David Blaine" thing is a big time strike against her. Next, Kristen was definitely considered for the #10 spot, but Lacey beat her out cause of she had a better pair of, um, "assets" (plus there is the whole, I remember when she was Claudia on Party of Five, and she was just a scray looking kid, I mean she had to get bonus points for bucking the odds in adolesenace, and not turning in a Punky Brewster level let down (breast reduction surgery??? is that against the law???). As for Shakira, I've never been a fan, and its my blog, so it doesn't have to make sense.

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