After discussion with some of the female readers of this blog it has come to my attention that I need to discuss a few of the automatic elimination rules for the top ten.
Rule #1: Over 31? You can fuggitabout....
Now I am not saying that this is set in stone (see Angelina Jolie), but if you're on the wrong side of 30, you are just cut off. Oh, and if you're on the wrong side of 40, you haven't even been considered (yes, I am talking about Madonna, Gwenyth, Uma, Sharon Stone, et al).
Rule #2: Have a kid? Take a number....
Having a kid is pretty much an ouster from consideration for a whole host of reasons, the first and foremost being that someone's mom, can't really be considered hot (AJ is still the only real exception to that rule, and Britney is definitely looking at a lifetime ban)
Rule #3: You are so unfamous that even the Surreal Life won't put you in their house....
Flava Flav, Brigette Wilson, Uncle Joey, the youngest Brady son, Charo, Corey Feldman, MC Hammer, Ron Jeremy, the first winner of America's Next Top Model.....if she's not making this list, she's not making mine either
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